Boris Kodjoe In Some Crappy Movie


Story Synopsis:

The war against the Bugs continues!

Colonel Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien) finds himself battling bugs, new and old, on the Federation frontier planet known as Roku San.Off-duty, Rico and his old friend Dix Hauser(Boris Kodjoe) get into a bar-fight with farmers protesting the war.

During the fight, Rico strikes Dix to stop him from shooting one of the farmers. Dix arrests him but the base is attacked by Arachnids and Rico is needed for its defense. When Roku San falls, Rico is blamed by the Federal Media and set for execution for insubordination and striking a superior officer. But the Federation has other plans for him.

Blah, blah, blah...

What is this mess?

I'm so mad at Boris Kodjoe, he's been in some very successful movies, but he also manages to appear on some serious W-list flicks.

This needs to go straight to DVD.

They didn't even care enough to make sure the trailer was interesting. Ugh! Even the movie poster, which I assume will also be the DVD cover, looks bootleg.



Boris, I'm going to need you to get it together and bring back the heat you brought to the Soul Food series.

Comments

  1. Based on the trailer, if you sit through this movie, you really are a lonely heart. There should be a counselor near the door for everyone who stumbles out at the end. :-)

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  2. LMAO!!! You pretty much summed up what I was trying to say. This mess here looks worse than the Fifth Element... and that's saying a LOT.

    But still loves me some Boris though. ;-)

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