OMG, Texan Sheyla Hershey, is a woman who is taking her figure very seriously. You see, Sheyla is currently a triple F and would like to move somewhere into the neighborhood of a triple G, but the state of Texas said, "No way!"
I'm surprised the state is even involved with a woman's breast size, but I guess that's how they do it down in Texas. Ms. Hershey is planning to take her size FFF's to Brazil to visit Dr. Rey (of "Dr. 90210"), to get upgraded.
I don't think I'd be able to stand upright with joints like that... it's actually pretty gross.